really? because i’d invite them in for tea and then lock the door behind them and never let them leave
Hey there Becky, how’s it going
i just keep watching it over and over and it just never gets any less gay
dean probably says shit like this every single time they have to examine body parts like “care to exspleen what happened here, sammy?” or “this dude’s parts are toast, sam, i’m not kidneying” or “hate her or liver but this dead chick was hot.”
that face is sam just about 89% done with his brother.
What if you jizzed blood?
But only once a month. For a full week. While your balls ached and you felt sick the whole time.
Original gif is not mine, I just added Jensen’s head.
I HAVE LOST THE ABILITY TO BREATHE OMFG
OH YMFUCKING GOD
i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
both are tasty
it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
Today I was helping a customer at the bookstore.
He points at the ‘I AM SHER-LOCKED’ pin I always wear on my name tag lanyard.
‘So you like Sherlock Holmes?’ he asked.
‘Hell yes, I do. I’m obsessed.’ I answered.
He smiled. ‘The one with Benjamin Cumberdash in it?’
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty!
“i know you are but what am i?”
*jury is immediately under arrest*
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr